Random Musings of a Curious Mind


"It is an old maxim of mine that when you have excluded the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
-Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, "The Beryl Coronet"

Friday, October 05, 2007

Does It Ever Really Pay to Clean House?

You know, I've spent more time in the last weeks picking up, dusting, and organizing than I spent in the 6 months before that. Mainly because there were too many people underfoot before, but also because I was simply overwhelmed by the clutter. Now that I managed to shovel out a load or two of crud, I kind of like the clean look. Unfortunately.

I'd like to say that this comes as a huge surprise, but it doesn't. After a very short time living with Mark, I became painfully aware that the man is a human tornado. He doesn't mean to, but all he has to do is walk through a room and chaos follows. (It's genetic, too. Both boys have inherited the leave-a-disaster-in-your-wake gene.)

The clean desktop? Gone! The uncluttered bathroom countertop? Nothing but a memory! And, trust me, I'm not imagining it. A few years ago, "Chaosman" hit at his mother's house. Mom and I had been doing laundry, drinking coffee, and playing cards. Everything was neat and tidy. Then, Mark came home from work.

I honestly don't know how he did it - but suddenly there was 'stuff' everywhere, including black fingerprints on the refrigerator door. Mom looked at me and I looked at her. She shook her head and told me that he'd always done that. Sadly, she didn't know how he managed it anymore than I did.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not exactly Nancy Neat. But I have to actually try to wipe out a room that completely. In self-defense, I'm giving serious thought to moving somewhere that I can just hose down every few days. Anybody got a better idea?





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